I got into my little crib with a demo Nick sense of urgency as I felt the youthful adrenaline washing way past me maybe due to the fact that I had just managed to down like two bottles of DRY gin THAT i swear they had zero to almost no effect on me (my walking had remained intact) still had my five senses on but perhaps the windy rush of eagerness and over hype was being caused by the party that was looming close by. My homie Nick was celebrating his either 24th or 23rd or 26th yikes don’t crucify me I don’t know how many years this human had stayed under this sun but for all I care for was that there was a bash coming over and we all know what comes along bashes: women, drinks dance and who even minds getting a lil bit freaky while out on the nights.
The bit that made that night to be a kinda more exciting is that Nick was among those kids who perhaps were born and their fluffy heads managed to land on tons of cotton (he had all at his disposal) and when you would hear that a cool kid was throwing up a party it was a real party, forget about the little gatherings that folks are used to with over eight to ten mouths chasing the innocent neck of a single Gilbeys bottle. As a typical man or maybe upcoming man, I had almost all my clothes dirty and was remaining with one black trousers that perhaps never was going to get dirty(mind you it had only served me for a single week) so I only had to change my T shirt which I slid through my body right after taking a shower and baptizing myself in the whole set of a man’s make up gear which consisted of a Vaseline for Men jelly with a Nivea for men perfume as darkness was almost approaching I chose to leave my Smartphone as I grabbed My sim cards stuffed them into a Mulika Mwizi,,they say experience is always the best teacher if not a lecturer. This parties had taught me a lot and just incase things went south my parents atleast they weren’t going to lose both me and my smartphone all at once or neither was going to lose my smartphone over thrills of a single night. I gazed over to the image reflection that was coming from My window pane never mind typical men never need mirrors’ I only needed to confirm if my white T shirt was clean. I soon had set my feet on the dusty grounds as I happily whistled to the little melodies that were being carried over by the winds most probably from the club that we were going to have our little party.
They do say chose wisely and I learnt just that when I was making a choice for my residence which was exactly five minute walk from the entertainment joint. I pushed the RESERVED sides door and the view was an absolute aaaww!!! White had been perfectly been blended with purple which glamoured diligently in the clubs lights releasing an peaceful ambience that dwelled amidst the slight murmurs which somehow seemed to be a part of the music that was still trying to find its waves through the airs as neither was it Nickely loud nor boringly silent. I picked up one of the seats at random and as anyone would expect of a single soul like me I took out my phone and was aimlessly scrolling through the buttons
POV if u go to any place its usually wise to carry you own money so that before whatever has taken u there begins atleast u got your mouth busy on something
“The vibe master lacks the vibes and choses to be alone, bro umeamua trend ni ku FEAR WOMEN KABISA”
I turned by over my shoulder and saw the face of Nickk too decently dressed for the occasion making the rest of us look like clowns. He had appeared more of a politician that was up for some rally than a birthday boy. He had his skinny skin properly tucked through a satin white suite embodied in the elegance of purple ribbon that made him look like some sort of a prince from a kingdom that none of us ever had even heard of. However what caught my eye wasn’t the elegance of Nickk’s dress code but rather the damsel that was lazily dangling by his side adding an exquisite glow by his side. She was a lady perhaps in her mid-thirties and had this large eyes dawning the lightly toned face which had pie conned nose with sly lips that even arose the little beast within me. She was the kind of ladies who would keep necks turning on the road and if beauty was to be spelt then her image would be the correct spelling. She had what every other man would ever want in a lady as far as beauty is concerned. I stood up and exchanged pleasantries with Nickk I further extended my arm over to his lady and I can swear that it was the most tender skin i have ever laid my hands upon I felt her hand slide through my own like butter being spread on a pan and it melted my heart along with it. She added a sleek smile on top of her beauty that made me feel like I have never met any beauty all my life. I felt like going ahead and unleashing my language prowess on her but then my master mind brains reminded me that she was someone’s property I was bought back to the reality world as one of the ladies who seemed to have popped in from wherever they were who was hugging everyone well this hug girl had something with a chest that would a have gotten a lil bit of my attention had it not been for the lady who had accompanied Nickk to have maybe had cast some spell on me.
Soon the whole room seemed to have a sparkle of life as the happy birthday songs graced the region with smiles and congratulatory messages and cants flying all over the place. This lady had perhaps ruined my whole evening with her white dress which had this sexy net lining at her chest leaving so little for the imagination as beneath the baby pink shorth dress, lied a mouthwatering cleavage which towered at the midst of firm breasts that was supported by flat tummy that sat on top a raunchy waist with devious thighs. I felt the little man beneath stupidly threatening to break the locks of the loins as if he was going speak for his own self to the lady.
On normal days I usually would have been the sight and the eyes of such parties but today however my brains had strayed off to some steamy fantasy land I was so out of place that I even barely noticed that the cake cutting had begun.
I found myself joining in to the songs and ululations and putting in a smiley face with my mouth uttering some little congratulations that I had no clue nor idea the noise all seemed as destruction and most of my peoples (including the birthday boy). Everyone in that room had perhaps turned to an artist only that they lacked a studio and their own songs as they made original singers of the songs perhaps feel offended if they happened to (by any chance) pass through the place and heard how terrible their songs were being misused by spoilt brats with me being one of them.
I chose to wind off and aleast try and get myself into the party perhaps today pulling up like another world to me because the whole universe of my brain had been carelessly occupied by some beauty empress somewhere and as if it was an Icing to the cake(she wasn’t mine or rather lets just say she belonged to someone else: Nick)
I found myself staring at my own reflection of from the ever clean mirrors at the urinary of the hotel and it kept me wondering why would they have a mirror in the urinary and why would the toilet mirror look so clean for no reason? I stood there for periods that even time itself sounded as if it had lost its track of me as I was literally doing nothing. I zipped up my pants and dushed out and as I was about to turn on the taps at the sinks, I heard sly ‘hey’ escaping the lips of what was obvious a beautiful creature and as I turned I obviously was met with a both surprise and no surprise as the she was. Couldn’t this night get any better? Here I was with the real model herself the dim corridor lights seemed like taking a bow for her to glow and manifest her magnificence in beauty, Yeah and I had even forgotten to respond the hi and even my mouth had gone agape. I felt perhaps the whips of Andy Kibe slashing merciless through my brains as perhaps I had pathetically lost the aura of a man just at the sight of this damsel.
‘ I have seen earth graced with beauties and had been diligently keeping counts but today I think am taking ceremonial retire as my eyes has just witnessed the most perfect treasure under the skies’ I finally found my tongue. I was even gushed at my own self for speaking too much
‘AM sorry At times I do tend to talk too much whenever My eyes Land on some gracious flower and trust me in my lifetime it has only happened once(today),”
“Shh you look gorgeous and your words may make someone get confused you know am dating right?” she said as she moved closer to me.
“Yeah I do understand that and by the way they say that rules were always meant to be broken” I responded.
Beyond this point I was never going to control myself as I found my lips interlocked with hers and I swear they were thee softest lips I ever have come across and not to mention how gracefully tongue moved in my jaws making me almost lose my grip on her waist . I tried to control the pace but Marya be hell was going to break lose my height had made her arms carelessly suspended on my neck as she fully depended on me for full support I knew that I too was going to lack the energy to support my own body let alone supporting the other persons. I mustered up some energy on my own and heaved as I lifted her body over to the sink. My fingers were never going to be at peace minus scavenging through the acres of skin that her dress had left out. It was kind a quick than hell as I felt my fingers making way towards her P Line I heard soft moans escaping through her lips as I scavenged through her P line with my fingers drawing circles within her base she had spread her legs all over more than Rumors and she was carelessly mourning without control, I felt her fingers reach for my pants and she was just about to take out my shaft when we heard footsteps by the door. I quickly jumped to the men toilet as she remained by the sink washing herself. I heard her walk away in a group of some ladies as the giggles faded away. The little man in me had depreciated both in courage and length. What was I doing? Have I become this much crooked that even my own homie’s girl I get so lose with her? I felt the guilt washing through me and more so what if someone had seen us?
Who never fucks up anyway? I consoled myself as I walked out I dropped like a dead log on the bed and was woken up the following morning owing to the fact that both my alarms and some random calls had chosen to give me another reason as to why my phone needs to be silent during the day…