I knew where to exactly start,,our local chief by then was a drunkard who used to drink as early as 11a.m so I chose to dress my self in lessos one day and approched him when it was almost dark that is kitu masaa moja apo,,nikamshow niko na matanga na bwanangu amekufa so nahitaji aniprocessie death certy ndio itusaidie kulipa some debts through funds from a firm. I tipped the chief with a 5k na mzinga mbili and he gave me stamped papers to write everything na aka make some calls.
I promised him another 5k plus more beer upon completion of our deal and true to the plans by the end of two days I had acquired my husbands death certificate na tuka malizana na chief. After acquiring the paper,,I had to make my self extremley appear nice and supportive to my guy as all I needed to do was to make sure that he makes it known to me the day yenye atapeleka resignation letter. As expected he fell to my traps and akanishow….he always had been a well organised man and hizo letters zilikua zishakua ready two weeks before date yake ya resignation. By that time nlikua nmemanage ku search about iyo firm yao na nikapata jina ya uyo wife wa uyo CEO wao,,nikaanzanga kumchocha ati vile kuna mmama ameinhia chama yetu sijui anaitwa blah blah sijui anajifanya ni mdosi,,and he did what I expected,,alinishow vile uyo ni wife wa CEO wao,,I had to chose a distraction for him so that iyo day ya kupeana iyo resignation letter ni mimi nitaipeana,, so I hatched a plan,,nlikol mamake juu najua yeye anakuanga ameskiza his mum sana so nikamshow that kijana yake anapanga kuacha kazi but nikamwambia ni kama wanamstress uko kazini na mimi hataki kuniambia,,I had to even lie that he comes home late on a regular basis and I was even suspecting that he had began taking alchohol(of which it was true since him and I met out in a club and I recalled how him and I swore venye our parents never knew the way we could drink) I knew such would make his Mum boil a little but since she always was a wise woman who new how to take her time she called her son home
This was the elite opportunity thay I was waiting for I had to act quick,,while he was Away I set my day for the begining of my drama or lets just say my money harvesting scheme. His mum had already called him home and I just had to act,,I dressed in the same outfit that I used while at the chiefs and went woth it at his work place and headed straight to the mabagers office I claimed that he died while receiving treatment abroad and he was cremated as per his wish while still abroad,,I also lied to them that his remains were burried in his step uncles ranch na huko majuu and the funeral was only attended by family members,,I used the strength of a woman(tears) to manipulate the CEO knowing that with my nudgingbskills mind you I am a last born,,,he fell for my trap,,he condoled with me and handed me a whooping 2M check and told me that the board with its members shall plan for a visit as they also strategise on how they are going to place my family in the compesation programme.
As if it was an Icing on the cake,,his birthday was just a week on the way,,,I used the first instalments to purchase him a car for his birthday and as we are speaking currently Iam sitting on a 315k pension and some other fifties and sixties little thousands here and there flying in my accounts at the same time guilt washing through my heart.
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